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| Forever virtue-signaling at its Democrat-Leadership best - "First Partner" instead of Wife & Mother - Governor - Gavin Newsom is the Governor of California. He previously served as Lieutenant Governor of California and Mayor of San Francisco. He was sworn into office on January 7, 2019. >>> First Partner - Jennifer Siebel Newsom is the First Partner of California. She is an award-winning filmmaker, advocate, and mother of four. She chose the title First Partner instead of First Lady to reflect California’s spirit of inclusivity. Image & Caption Credit: Gov.CA.Gov (2026) |
Tongue Bathing, Fawning, Back Rub, Puff Piece, Declarations Strike A Pose For
Newsom Vogue
In the glossy pages of Vogue magazine, where fashion and flattery often
intertwine like overpriced silk scarves, Maya Singer's February 1, 2026,
profile "Gavin Newsom Is Setting His Own Rules" delivers a masterclass in
journalistic genuflection.
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| VOGUE Magazine went all out in its starry eyed article on Gavin Newsom so much so as to have this image included in their ick-factor portrayal. Image Credit: Annie Leibovitz via VOGUE (2026) |
Accompanied by Annie Leibovitz's photography, the piece opens with unabashed admiration: “Let’s get this out of the way: He is embarrassingly handsome, his hair seasoned with silver, at ease with his own eminence as he delivers his final State of the State address.” The article orbits Newsom's forthcoming memoir, *Young Man in a Hurry*, portraying it as a soul-baring reflection on ambition, hypersensitivity, and overcoming childhood dyslexia-fueled insecurities. Singer casts him as a lithe, ardent fighter - energetic, optimistic, and Kennedy-esque - whose magnetism "must drive Trump nuts."
The profile celebrates Newsom's spitballing style, unapologetic disruption of
norms, and thoughtful confrontations with Democratic Party challenges, all
while glossing over thorny state issues like wildfires, homelessness, and
Hollywood turmoil. Critics have decried the softball tone as effusive tongue
bathing, more fashion spread than substantive journalism, elevating image over
governance record.
Against this backdrop of fawning declarations and silver-seasoned poses, the
Vogue piece invites a satirical echo ... striking a different kind of pose
entirely. Imagine a pulsing house/dance track in the unmistakable style of
Madonna's "Vogue," confident and rhythmic, with glamorous yet biting
empowerment.
Curated here in SUNO music AI tool, the main chorus line repeats in her bold,
spoken-sung delivery: "at ease with his own eminence," turning the magazine's
opening line into a wry, empowering (and pointedly ironic) anthem for
political image-making.
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Newsom Vogue
LYRICS
Verse 1
Look around, everywhere you turn is headlines
Silver hair shining under the spotlight glow
He steps up, charisma on full display
From San Francisco nights to the governor's throne
He talks big, dreams bigger, never slows down
Ambition burning, turning heads all around
Chorus (main vocals)
At ease with his own eminence
Strike a pose, strike a pose
At ease with his own eminence
Vogue, vogue, let the power flow
Background Chant
He is a Democrat
He is woke
He was a governor
He made California broke
Verse 2
He writes the memoir, young man in a hurry
Pages full of fire, dyslexia turned to glory
Hypersensitive soul with a fighter's heart
Kennedy smile, playing every part
He shakes his head at the chaos, stays so cool
Spitballing ideas, breaking every rule
Chorus
At ease with his own eminence
Strike a pose, strike a pose
At ease with his own eminence
Vogue, vogue, let the power flow
Background Chant
He is a Democrat
He is woke
He was a governor
He made California broke
Verse 3
Come on now, feel the energy rising high
From the ballroom floor to the statehouse sky
He's got the glamour, got the golden plan
Leading the dance in this divided land
No boundaries here, just pure confidence
Turning every challenge into elegance
Chorus
At ease with his own eminence
Strike a pose, strike a pose
At ease with his own eminence
Vogue, vogue, let the power flow
Background Chant
He is a Democrat
He is woke
He was a governor
He made California broke
Verse 4
Greta, Marilyn, beauties of the screen
He adds his name to the icon scene
Lithe and ardent, eyes full of light
Optimism gleaming through the endless night
He confronts the storm, never backs away
California king in his own ballet
Chorus
At ease with his own eminence
Strike a pose, strike a pose
At ease with his own eminence
Vogue, vogue, let the power flow
Background Chant
He is a Democrat
He is woke
He was a governor
He made California broke
Verse 5 / Outro
So get up, vogue, move your body to the beat
He's setting rules, rewriting history's sheet
Future calling, 2028 in sight
Handsome leader shining so bright
What are you waiting for? Come join the line
Strike a pose, make the eminence divine
Final Chorus (fading with echoes)
At ease with his own eminence
Strike a pose... strike a pose...
At ease with his own eminence
Vogue... vogue...
Background Chant (fading out)
He is a Democrat... He is woke...
He was a governor... He made California broke...
ENDS
Yet, we, at MAXINE, observe, this polished portrait contrasts sharply with California's grim metrics under Newsom's watch. The state ranks 17th highest in violent crime and top 10 in property crime, claims the nation's number-one spot for homelessness (over 180,000 individuals, roughly 30% of the U.S. total), and lags badly in unemployment (40th-45th, consistently 1-2% above national average), homeownership (49th lowest), and business retention (leading in headquarters exodus). Tax burdens crown it highest in income tax (13.3% top rate) and among the top in overall load - outliers that paint a picture of persistent decline.
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