Sunday, May 17, 2026

Buttonwood Rules Set In Motion 234 Years Of The Power Of The New York Stock Exchange

Under the shade of the legendary Buttonwood Tree on May 17, 1792, twenty-four shrewd brokers and merchants seal their historic two-sentence pact - the Buttonwood Agreement - giving birth to what would become the mighty New York Stock Exchange. A timeless moment of handshake finance now celebrating its rip-roaring 234th birthday, with American Originals still ringing the bell strong. Image Credit: GROK (2026)

In the bustling heart of Lower Manhattan on a spring day in 1792, twenty-four shrewd brokers and merchants gathered near a sturdy buttonwood tree - that iconic American sycamore standing sentinel at what would become the beating pulse of global finance. With a simple two-sentence pact scratched out on May 17, they forged the Buttonwood Agreement, laying the cornerstone for what the world now celebrates as the New York Stock Exchange on its rip-roaring 234th birthday.

No grand hall, no soaring skyscrapers back then - just a handshake deal to trade securities among themselves with a fair quarter-percent commission, cutting out the chaotic curbstone speculators and bringing a dash of order to the young nation’s post-Revolutionary financial frenzy. From those humble outdoor roots under the tree (or right around it at 68 Wall Street), the pact blossomed into the New York Stock & Exchange Board in 1817 and officially roared to life as the NYSE in 1863. Today, it stands as a towering symbol of American commerce, innovation, and resilience.

Standing proud in the heart of New York’s Financial District, the iconic Charging Bull - forged in bronze by artist Arturo Di Modica and installed in 1989 - charges forward as the ultimate symbol of American financial strength, resilience, and unyielding optimism. Image Credit: Welcome To Times Square (2023)

Fast-forward two centuries and change, and the NYSE’s “American Originals” - its longest-surviving active listings - tell an epic tale of corporate endurance through wars, panics, booms, busts, and technological revolutions. These trailblazers didn’t just survive; they thrived, merging, evolving, and ringing the opening bell across generations.


Leading the pack with unbreakable Buttonwood-era roots is the Bank of New York Mellon (founded 1784, continuously trading since 1792 - the very first stock on the exchange!). Hot on its heels come legends like JPMorgan Chase (1799 roots), DuPont de Nemours (1802), Colgate-Palmolive (1806), and utility stalwart Consolidated Edison (1823, trading as early as 1824). The roster rolls on with household names: Procter & Gamble (1837), Stanley Black & Decker (1843), Pfizer (1849), American Express (1850), Western Union (1851), Union Pacific (1862), and a powerful lineup of 20th-century titans including Caterpillar, Kimberly-Clark, General Electric, Chevron, Exxon Mobil, AT&T, Coca-Cola, Bristol Myers Squibb, Merck, General Motors, and IBM.

Wall Street with the New York Stock Exchange on the right. Image Credit: Wallpapers via FB/META (2026)

Buttonwood Rules

**(Verse 1)**  
Twenty-four brokers under that sycamore shade  
1792, Lower Manhattan, they made the trade  
No skyscrapers, no lights, just a handshake deal  
Quarter-percent commission, keep it real  
Cut out the chaos on the curbstone street  
Post-Revolution fever, they brought the heat  
From a simple pact to the board in ‘17  
Now the New York Stock Exchange is turning Two-Hundred and Thirty-Four, living the dream  

**(Chorus)**  
I got Buttonwood rules, I got Buttonwood rules  
One: trade with the crew, never break the rules  
Two: roots run deep like BNY Mellon do  
Three: don’t go back to the curb, baby, we N-Y-S-E now  
I got new trades, I got new trades  
American Originals still ringing the bell  
From DuPont to Exxon, P&G to GE  
We survive every crash, every rally, you see  
Buttonwood rules!  

**(Verse 2)**  
Fast-forward centuries, through the wars and the dips  
Bank of New York Mellon still running the script  
Colgate, Con Ed, Pfizer, Amex in the mix  
Union Pacific rolling, IBM got the fix  
Caterpillar climbing, Coca-Cola poppin’  
Wall Street survivors, they never stoppin’  
From buttonwood shade to digital screens so bright  
Two-Hundred and Thirty-Four years strong, we own the night  

**(Chorus)**  
I got Buttonwood rules, I got N-Y-S-E rules  
One: trade with the crew, never break the rules  
Two: roots run deep like BNY Mellon do  
Three: don’t go back to the curb, baby, we N-Y-S-E now  
I got new trades, I got new trades  
American Originals still ringing the bell  
From DuPont to Exxon, P&G to GE  
We survive every crash, every rally, you see  
Buttonwood rules!  

Happy Two-Hundred and Thirty-Fourth Birthday, N-Y-S-E  
Let the opening bell keep ringing, ringing, ringing
ENDS


These enduring icons represent the ultimate Wall Street survivors - corporate athletes that have adapted, pivoted, and delivered value through every twist and turn of American history. From buttonwood shade to towering digital tickers, they embody the spirit that turned a modest brokers’ agreement into one of the planet’s most influential marketplaces.

Here’s to the NYSE on its milestone 234th lap around the sun - we, at MAXINE, wish the next two centuries deliver even more thrilling rallies, record volumes, and American Originals ready to write the next chapter!





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Monday, February 09, 2026

Tongue Bathing, Fawning, Back Rub, Puff Piece, Declarations Strike A Pose For Newsom Vogue

Forever virtue-signaling at its Democrat-Leadership best - "First Partner" instead of Wife & Mother - Governor - Gavin Newsom is the Governor of California. He previously served as Lieutenant Governor of California and Mayor of San Francisco. He was sworn into office on January 7, 2019. >>> First Partner - Jennifer Siebel Newsom is the First Partner of California. She is an award-winning filmmaker, advocate, and mother of four. She chose the title First Partner instead of First Lady to reflect California’s spirit of inclusivity. Image & Caption Credit: Gov.CA.Gov (2026)

Tongue Bathing, Fawning, Back Rub, Puff Piece, Declarations Strike A Pose For Newsom Vogue

In the glossy pages of Vogue magazine, where fashion and flattery often intertwine like overpriced silk scarves, Maya Singer's February 1, 2026, profile "Gavin Newsom Is Setting His Own Rules" delivers a masterclass in journalistic genuflection. 

VOGUE Magazine went all out in its starry eyed article on Gavin Newsom so much so as to have this image included in their ick-factor portrayal. Image Credit: Annie Leibovitz via VOGUE (2026)

Accompanied by Annie Leibovitz's photography, the piece opens with unabashed admiration: “Let’s get this out of the way: He is embarrassingly handsome, his hair seasoned with silver, at ease with his own eminence as he delivers his final State of the State address.” The article orbits Newsom's forthcoming memoir, *Young Man in a Hurry*, portraying it as a soul-baring reflection on ambition, hypersensitivity, and overcoming childhood dyslexia-fueled insecurities. Singer casts him as a lithe, ardent fighter - energetic, optimistic, and Kennedy-esque - whose magnetism "must drive Trump nuts."

Speaks to Greasy Gavin's "spitballin' style" and unapologetic disruption of ... sorry, he is defined by Democrat norm of graft, corruption, and fraud. Image Credit: FB/META Timeline (2025)

The profile celebrates Newsom's spitballing style, unapologetic disruption of norms, and thoughtful confrontations with Democratic Party challenges, all while glossing over thorny state issues like wildfires, homelessness, and Hollywood turmoil. Critics have decried the softball tone as effusive tongue bathing, more fashion spread than substantive journalism, elevating image over governance record.

Against this backdrop of fawning declarations and silver-seasoned poses, the Vogue piece invites a satirical echo ... striking a different kind of pose entirely. Imagine a pulsing house/dance track in the unmistakable style of Madonna's "Vogue," confident and rhythmic, with glamorous yet biting empowerment. 

Curated here in SUNO music AI tool, the main chorus line repeats in her bold, spoken-sung delivery: "at ease with his own eminence," turning the magazine's opening line into a wry, empowering (and pointedly ironic) anthem for political image-making.

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Gavin is very comfortable at two affectations in his communicative style in interviews and podcast environments - oddly contorting his legs in a cross-leg fashion and had motions for emphasis. It would be fun to have Gavin Newsom tied up in a straight-jacket and look at the expressions on his face. Image Credit: Edmund Jenks via Video Clip GROK enhanced (2026)

Newsom Vogue  

LYRICS
Verse 1  
Look around, everywhere you turn is headlines  
Silver hair shining under the spotlight glow  
He steps up, charisma on full display  
From San Francisco nights to the governor's throne  
He talks big, dreams bigger, never slows down  
Ambition burning, turning heads all around  

Chorus (main vocals)  
At ease with his own eminence  
Strike a pose, strike a pose  
At ease with his own eminence  
Vogue, vogue, let the power flow  

Background Chant   
He is a Democrat  
He is woke  
He was a governor  
He made California broke  

Verse 2  
He writes the memoir, young man in a hurry  
Pages full of fire, dyslexia turned to glory  
Hypersensitive soul with a fighter's heart  
Kennedy smile, playing every part  
He shakes his head at the chaos, stays so cool  
Spitballing ideas, breaking every rule  

Chorus  
At ease with his own eminence  
Strike a pose, strike a pose  
At ease with his own eminence  
Vogue, vogue, let the power flow  

Background Chant  
He is a Democrat  
He is woke  
He was a governor  
He made California broke  

Verse 3  
Come on now, feel the energy rising high  
From the ballroom floor to the statehouse sky  
He's got the glamour, got the golden plan  
Leading the dance in this divided land  
No boundaries here, just pure confidence  
Turning every challenge into elegance  

Chorus 
At ease with his own eminence  
Strike a pose, strike a pose  
At ease with his own eminence  
Vogue, vogue, let the power flow  

Background Chant  
He is a Democrat  
He is woke  
He was a governor  
He made California broke  

Verse 4 
Greta, Marilyn, beauties of the screen  
He adds his name to the icon scene  
Lithe and ardent, eyes full of light  
Optimism gleaming through the endless night  
He confronts the storm, never backs away  
California king in his own ballet  

Chorus  
At ease with his own eminence  
Strike a pose, strike a pose  
At ease with his own eminence  
Vogue, vogue, let the power flow  

Background Chant  
He is a Democrat  
He is woke  
He was a governor  
He made California broke  

Verse 5 / Outro  
So get up, vogue, move your body to the beat  
He's setting rules, rewriting history's sheet  
Future calling, 2028 in sight  
Handsome leader shining so bright  
What are you waiting for? Come join the line  
Strike a pose, make the eminence divine  

Final Chorus (fading with echoes) 
At ease with his own eminence  
Strike a pose... strike a pose...  
At ease with his own eminence  
Vogue... vogue...  

Background Chant (fading out)  
He is a Democrat... He is woke...  
He was a governor... He made California broke...
ENDS


Yet, we, at MAXINE, observe, this polished portrait contrasts sharply with California's grim metrics under Newsom's watch. The state ranks 17th highest in violent crime and top 10 in property crime, claims the nation's number-one spot for homelessness (over 180,000 individuals, roughly 30% of the U.S. total), and lags badly in unemployment (40th-45th, consistently 1-2% above national average), homeownership (49th lowest), and business retention (leading in headquarters exodus). Tax burdens crown it highest in income tax (13.3% top rate) and among the top in overall load - outliers that paint a picture of persistent decline.






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Monday, January 05, 2026

Mojitos With Maduro: AI Driven Creation Via GROK & SUNO

Maduro clicks glasses with Democrats who will try to break him out of jail as they all did with the Maryland Dad. Image Credit: Edmund Jenks via GROK (2026)

Mojitos With Maduro: AI Driven Creation Via GROK & SUNO

We, at MAXINE, explored the innovative frontiers of artificial intelligence in creative expression with our latest project. From the inspirational title "Mojitos With Maduro," which was brought on through recent events involving Senator Christopher Van Hollen and "The Maryland Dad" illegal alien and the sharing of margaritas, a satirical song born from the collaborative power of AI tools

Once conceptualized and drafted, the track uses xAI's Grok to craft witty, instructed lyrics that imaginatively blend tropical refreshment with political commentary, envisioning a lighthearted toast involving Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro. Suno, the cutting-edge AI music generator, then transforms these lyrics into a full composition, adding melody, rhythm, and vocal performance to bring the concept to vibrant life.

This AI-driven creation highlights the rapid evolution of generative tools, allowing non-musicians to produce professional-quality music with ease. Grok's role in generating nuanced, thematic lyrics demonstrates its prowess in understanding context and humor, while Suno's ability to layer in authentic-sounding instrumentation and voices elevates the piece beyond mere novelty. Jenks notes the process as remarkably efficient, turning a simple idea into a complete song in minutes, underscoring how such technologies democratize artistry and open new avenues for commentary and entertainment.

In an era where AI intersects with culture and politics, "Mojitos With Maduro" serves as a playful yet pointed example of measured optimism amid technological advancement. While questions linger about creativity's human essence, projects like this suggest AI can amplify voices, spark dialogue, and add a fresh twist to timeless themes—like sipping a cool drink under unpredictable skies. Jenks encourages listeners to experience the track, reflecting on how these tools might reshape content creation in unexpected, invigorating ways. 


"Mojitos With Maduro"
Concept Created By: Edmund Jenks - GROK for instructed lyrics, SUNO for adding Music & Voice.

Lyrics for "Mojitos With Maduro" (Prison Edition, Full English Joropo Style)

(Verse 1 – Harp plucks sharply, band starts energetic, visuals of Maduro being escorted in)

In a New York federal prison, behind the bars so cold,

Maduro sits awaiting, his story now retold.

Senator Van Hollen slips in, with a wink and secret grin,

Democrats as visitors, letting the party begin.

(Chorus – Maracas shake wildly, sneaky glass-clinking SFX under guard stares)

Mojitos with Maduro, margaritas smuggled in!

Toasting collective criminality, where the shady deals begin.

Van Hollen and the Dems, in the visitation hall,

Raising cups to crooked plans, behind these prison walls!

Ay, what a twisted fiesta, under fluorescent light!

(Verse 2 – Tempo races, cuts to group huddling, guards looking away suspiciously)

Other Democrats crowd the table, with the Maryland Dad on call,
Passing hidden drinks around, dodging every protocol.

Margaritas mix with schemes, promises in the air,
Backing their shared misdeeds, without a single care. (Chorus Repeat – Big finale, band plays louder, fade on awkward toast with guard interruption SFX)

Mojitos with Maduro, margaritas smuggled in!
Toasting collective criminality, where the shady deals begin.

Van Hollen and the Dems, in the visitation hall,
Raising cups to crooked plans, behind these prison walls!
Viva the satire, in Joropo's defiant call!
ENDS



We, at MAXINE believe, tools are tools - use them to all of our entertainment and benefit.







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Buttonwood Rules Set In Motion 234 Years Of The Power Of The New York Stock Exchange

Under the shade of the legendary Button...